Friday, 11 December 2009

How 2 b a modelz (Idiots guide to facial expressions)

© Jim Bateman

1. 'Busting for a wee'
2. 'Glee'

3. 'Happy'
4. 'Hot n saucy' (can't you get that flavour nik naks?)

5. 'I've a pineapple up me bum'
6. 'I've eaten too many chips!'

7. 'Not another one of your jokes please'

8. 'Jim just offered me a chip covered in brown sauce'
9. 'And he's just told me I've got to go home tomorrow'

10. 'Laughter at Jim's rubbish jokes'
11. 'Just been told the ma-in-law is coming round' (this is not strictly true as my mother in law is lovely)

12. 'Miserable cow'

13. 'OMGWTF'
14. 'Oops my bosom totally just fell out'

15. 'Pain'
16. 'Pretending to be a virgin'

17. 'These better not appear on the internet Jim.........'

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